My name is Cindy, short for Cindyrella
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The sorcerer in the battle; you knew who he was. 
Do I know him? Yes.

buzzfeed:

Every Pixar movie summarized in terrible Microsoft Paint drawings.

“Actresses get stupid questions asked of them all the time, like, ‘How do you stay sexy?’ or ‘What’s your sexiest quality?’ All these ridiculous things you would never ask a man.”

Scarlett Johansson, once again showing the amount of fucks she gives for the media (via the-fury-of-a-time-lord)

You don’t know? Well then.

justlearningasigo:

JESUS DUMBLEDORE FUCKING CHRIST

diggly:

tiorickyaoi:

"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"image

"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"image

"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"

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"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"

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"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"

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perfect

mushroomsugar:

*writes “like” on a cigarette and puts it in my mouth*

It’s a simile.

fat-batman:


ONCE WHEN I WAS LIKE 8 WE WENT TO BRITISH COLOMBIA AND MY BROTHER THREW SEEDS ALL OVER ME AND MY DAD TOOK THIS PICTURE AND IVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 487589437 YEARS

fat-batman:

ONCE WHEN I WAS LIKE 8 WE WENT TO BRITISH COLOMBIA AND MY BROTHER THREW SEEDS ALL OVER ME AND MY DAD TOOK THIS PICTURE AND IVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 487589437 YEARS

likeclara:

emma watson confusing famous people

The Revival Disney Princesses and their factions from Divergent

yes-i-am-lucifer:

pmon3y69:

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 

we love you pete

blood-redshoes:

doctorattanowinchesterholmes:

jellybabiesandjammiedodgers:

apathbetweenthestars:

Source

brb drowning myself in the toilet

I once had a customer ask me how many pieces come in a six piece mozzarella stick. Then another ask me what kind of cheese comes in the mozzarella sticks.

"Can I have a jaegerbomb please?"
"Of course, sir. We are doing a special offers of two jaegerbombs for a fiver though, if you’re interested."
"How much will that cost?"